*We open up on a quiet scene ... the camera leizurely strolls down the hall ... until shouting is heard.*

: I don't remember who I was sent to protect but I know I was sent back in time to stop a traitor from creating a future not worth living! And if you ... Trops was it?

: Trons ... Shogun don';t you remem...

*He slams his toy gun on the table.*

: Stop calling me that. This isn't Japan. I am Bishop. I came back in time to protect the president ... or whoever heads this place.

: Bongo?

: So I am to protect this Bongo from a traitor among you three.

: No we are that very handsome and powerful Bongo's ... *he stops and looks at the camera then back to "Bishop"Tron* loyal and amazing time travelling XHF heroes!

: Time ... wait you are from the future too.

: The... FUTURE ... my good sir.

: Forge is smarter than I thought. Ok so ...

: Er ... I mean hey! You already have your shot! See these two guys? *he holds up a picture of Harry and Heavymetal*

: Wait ... the blonde one ... I remember him. HE'S APOCALYPSE IN DISGUISE TRYING TO SPREAD A DISEASE!

: Well ... he does seem to curse whoever he sleeps with ... but ok yea you are fighting both of them in a wrestling match.

: Ah I remember those. Pfft I will simply destroy them using my ability to harness any energies used on me to fire back at them. I will use their momentum against them, a reversal I suppose you primitives call it. I will take them both out.

: Yes and make sure the title does not fall into the Borgs evil hands!

: Borgs?

: the one with the felt bag over his head.

: Ah that one. I will put them both down and make sure they do not succeed. Merrymen Borg and Hairycore Harmony I will take you both down.

: We need to get him back to normal ... he's very violent.

*The gun aims right at Mini's head.*

: Watch your mouth runt.

*He storms out.*

: ... OH SIGH!

: Just sigh, don't say sigh jeez.

*Fade out!*

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