XHF: No Mercy

Find and buy Fire Pro Wrestling Returns!

feeds@yuku.com (Rhyno247) — Thu, 18 Sep 2008 02:42:24 GMT

I found and bought Fire Pro Wrestling Returns for the ps2 at Best Buy for ten bucks! It was in the "discount" section, at the front, in all it's glory. If you've played any Fire Pro games, you already know why this is good. For those who don't, it's a 2d style sprite game, but has a lot of technique and skill and no button mashing. It became popular in the U.S. thanks to emulators through Super Fire Pro Wrestling X Premium, which I played a lot back in the day....

Is it just me, or are others excited for Unforgiven?

feeds@yuku.com (Rhyno247) — Sat, 06 Sep 2008 18:48:14 GMT

I don't know what it is about it. I mean, the same match is happening three times, and CM Punk will probably finally lose the belt. I don't even like the fact that guys enter at 5 minute intervals, I'd prefer all five in the ring for the full 20 minutes. But despite all that, I'm actually hyped up for the Scramble matches. Now HBK vs. Jericho should just be off the hook. Even with HBK injured, he'll still pull off a kick ass performance cause that's just what he does....

Ok, the Poll of the century.

feeds@yuku.com (Mongo the Destroyer) — Mon, 01 Sep 2008 08:56:50 GMT

I've got a little more time, so I we can probably start doing XHF:NM if we want again.

Asif here

feeds@yuku.com (AQ47) — Thu, 21 Aug 2008 18:23:42 GMT

I came by the XHF board to see what was up, pretty shocked to see it was over...checked out the last NOC card and was quite surprised to see the chris and chris connection on there, that was pretty cool though. too bad they didnt pull out the win hahaa...but still it was cool that people remembered them.

Brock's second UFC fight

feeds@yuku.com (Rhyno247) — Tue, 12 Aug 2008 01:47:31 GMT

That motha fucka was vicious! I mean, I don't watch a lot of UFC, so I don't know if it's normally that vicious, but damn. That first good punch Brock landed was nuts, and he just kept wailing away. I was surprised the other guy Heath held out as long as he did, cause Brock was crazy. I did watch Brock's first fight where Brock was pretty into it as well, but he tapped out really fast. But this one he seemed a lot more prepared.

I think....

feeds@yuku.com (Mongo the Destroyer) — Sat, 02 Aug 2008 04:32:58 GMT

I think until we can get some more members or I either get some more feedback from the current ones or they rp more we'll put XHF:NM on hiatus.

I have no problems writing a show for 2-3 people, its really a time issue. Right now I'm teaching summer intensive classes and it's up my workload to 12 classes a week (yeah, seriously). Not to mention I need to prep for each class.

So yeah, count this as a vacation for a few more weeks. We'll all come back later...

Panic at the Bingo! results from off the interweb!

feeds@yuku.com (Mongo the Destroyer) — Thu, 31 Jul 2008 09:10:28 GMT

Couldn't make it to the Akron Civic Center this week? Look no further for news from "Panic at the Disco!"

AKRON, OH- XHF:NM stars and several former XHF workers were on hand today for autographs and even some bingo-ing at one of Ohio's biggest bingo tournaments.

One of the highlights of the early part of the day was a verbal banter between the ever Drunk Randy Angel and the very displeased Kris Quake.

...

I Almost Killed Somone Today

feeds@yuku.com (Mongo the Destroyer) — Tue, 29 Jul 2008 19:53:11 GMT

So, one of the issues is that one faces when going across seas is that other countries use different plug-ins than we do. For example, Korean power sockets are shaped differently and give off a ton more power. No biggie, I just needed a couple converters because my razer and computer can handle the extra voltage. And glory be, so can my DS (as it is region free).....however.....my DS' power cord is 100% American and would likely blow up if that much power was put into it. That means I...

Info On "Panic at the Bingo!"

feeds@yuku.com (Mongo the Destroyer) — Sat, 26 Jul 2008 03:41:16 GMT

As you can tell by the card, next week we're doing things a little differently. One of the problems with operating out of a civic center is having to deal with other reservations. Next week the Akron Civic Center is hosting a bingo tournement during XHF:NM show times. So, instead the wrestlers will be present for autographs.

What does this mean for you?

It means you don't have a match. However, what I'd reccomend is that you write a segment involving your...

Panic at the Bingo!

feeds@yuku.com (Mongo the Destroyer) — Sat, 26 Jul 2008 03:34:56 GMT

XHF: No Mercy Presents...

Panic at the Bingo!

Coming to you LIVE! at the Akron Civic Center in Akron, Ohio on July 30th!

Featuring XHF:NM Superstars on-hand at one of Akron's biggest Bingo Tournement. Action! Mayhem! Autographs! .....Mostly Autographs! Come see the stars, then stay for the White Hot Bingo Action!

Worlds Collide! Recapped for you on the local news!

feeds@yuku.com (Mongo the Destroyer) — Wed, 23 Jul 2008 12:17:27 GMT

Ted: And we end tonight with the weekly XHF:NM report, so take it away Joey!

*The camera moves over a couple inches and we see not Joey Hawke, but the ever drunk Randy Angel looking mildly buzzed.*

Randy: As you can see, Mr. Hawke is not here tonight, I am filling in. He's scouting, or…something…something. The point is, I'm here tonight, and I'm going to deliver the results of "Worlds Collide." Alright, the first match featured Thomas Rama….Rick…..It...

"I Swear To God She's my Girlfriend"

feeds@yuku.com (Mongo the Destroyer) — Wed, 23 Jul 2008 03:49:33 GMT

*The camera opens outside of a ratty apartment door.*

"Lemme guess, this 'never happens.' Then you'll expect me to say 'Oh I hear it happens to guys all the time.' Well I'm not gonna say it."

"Maybe….um…..maybe you're doing something wrong."

"Buddy, this is my job, I think I know what I'm doing."

...

Another defense, another disappearance

feeds@yuku.com (BrainDeadDan) — Tue, 22 Jul 2008 21:39:34 GMT

**Harry is talking to some chicks, they seem hot except he doesn't allow us to see their faces. He keep tapping on his title, everytime he asks for their numbers but they just want to leave. He blocks them... as they walk to the left and hits on them again. They finally get past him and yells out call me**

: you see guys... when you have perks such as this belt, all the ladies swarm around you. You have to fight,...

Duuuuudes, what the crap?

feeds@yuku.com (Mongo the Destroyer) — Mon, 21 Jul 2008 19:07:44 GMT

Where's the rps?

Taking out Mr. Thomas

feeds@yuku.com (Rhyno247) — Sun, 20 Jul 2008 17:23:34 GMT

*The scene opens to "Inside the Fire" by Disturbed. The camera pans over to see Evil Borg and Heavymetal Borg rocking out.*

: Ah, I remember hearing this psalm when I was a small lad in...THE AFTERWARD. It's as wonderful today as it was back then, which is in the future, though it just was released recently here in the past.

:...

Worlds Collide!

feeds@yuku.com (Mongo the Destroyer) — Fri, 18 Jul 2008 09:50:58 GMT

XHF: No Mercy Presents...

Worlds Collide!

Coming to you LIVE! at the Akron Civic Center in Akron, Ohio on July 23rd!

Featuring...

Near-Sighted Ref Match...

Xtreme Fallout! Recapped for you on the local news!

feeds@yuku.com (Mongo the Destroyer) — Wed, 16 Jul 2008 08:29:43 GMT
Ted: Well that about wraps up the real news for today. Now, let's welcome back the herald of XHF:NM, Joey Hawke.

Joey: Thank you Ted, good to be back. For those of you wondering why I wasn't on the news last week, giving you the No Mercy report, it's because the show, "The XHF Birthday Show: Light" was on TV. If you missed seeing it, I'm sorry, because it was a great show. Anyway, this week featured the fallout of the Birthday Show.

Bill: Is that...

ugh...

feeds@yuku.com (HurriSharkMark) — Tue, 15 Jul 2008 16:55:04 GMT
i totally rped last night but i lost my wifi connection and lost it :'(